What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:32
From Russia With Love
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Dr No
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Goldfinger
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Moonraker
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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You Only Live Twice
-J W Pepper
Diamonds Are Forever
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Octopussy
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Live and Let Die
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!